Hongying was amused by this article

“However, Scots men have acquired a few social graces over the past hundred years – they don’t belch in the faces of women they are married to, and some of them (so I’m told) even take their socks off before having sex. Nowadays, alibis for bad behaviour based on a deprived Scottish childhood are so commonplace that they’re ignored unless you can prove that you were breastfed by your father.”